At first, the merger of Kraft Foods Group and H.J. Heinz Co. was seen as a marriage made in Fried Baloney Heaven, as tomato ketchup counts as a vegetable serving, or something. But, although Iowa will be getting a shiny new lunch meat makey place in a couple years somewheres near the Davenport plant it’ll be replacing, the Wienermobile will be driving 700 real jobs and 300 corporate jobs out of Madison, also in 2017.
Oscar Mayer giveth and Oscar Mayer taketh away… about a half hour’s pay for a 12-oz. pack of sodium-soaked Beef Summer Sausage.